This shirt has the following features:

• GLOW IN THE DARK Morse Code Alphabet, for communication in day or eternal night.
• Albrecht Durer's THE FOUR HORSEMEN
• can be used to filter water

        $75

This shirt has the following features:

• Morse Code Alphabet
• full sleeve protection
• Albrecht Durer's "The Four Horsemen" ...in pink!
• what else do you need?

       $50

Press a button under the brim to turn on two super-bright LEDs embedded in the brim of this highly glamourous hat!

No one can see you (camo) but you can see them (lights.)

Fashion meets function for the very first time.

$50

End Times Girls Club limited edition fanny packs! These things are cute and freakin' useful! Either get an empty one to store your freeze dried hummus you made yourself, or upgrade to a survival kit, assembled by the End Times Girl!

SURVIVAL LITE FOR $40USD includes:
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• a 9v battery and a steel wool pad
• a compact mirror
• mylar blanket

In the ASSURED SURVIVAL kit FOR $55, you also get compass cocktail materials and lemon light gear.

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Empty fanny pack $20

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